BURNOUT

I'll be back soon.

In the meantime, here's my take on the Edison Chen sex photo scandal.

1. Edison Chen is an idiot who brags to his comrades his sexual escapades by taking pictures of his ladies nekkid then showing the photos off to them. He is also an idiot for storing them all in his computer, then deciding to bring his computer to a repair shop.

"I rulez teh world."

2. Gillian Chung looks frigid. Have some expression on your face, Ah Gill, when you've reached you-know-what. Like this:

"U iz on ma bush, chewin d foliage." 

3. Bobo Chan looks stupid in the photos.

"Someone is burning. It is so funny. Haha!" 

4. Cecilia Cheung will have a hard time explaining to her son when he is old enough to find out. And I bet that Nicolas Tse beat the crap out of her. Haha kidding.

"But I have a peen!"

And to all the girls in the photo series (LOL @ how I chose the word 'series'. Well... there are still more to come, I figured!),  may I suggest that you block your face when you take n00dz so that you won't suffer public humiliation when the naked pictures surface on the Internet? At the end of the day, Edison Chen will be called "the man" no matter how retarded that is and you girls will be called "the sluts." Better yet, don't even take n00dz. No n00dz = no drama.

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