TIRED, HOLY SHIT. THIS IS GOING TO BE QUICK BECAUSE I'M MELTING. AHAH. QUICK. MELTING. QUICKMELT. LIKE CHEESE. WHAT THE FUCK EVER, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. (AND IF YOU KNOW ME, WHEN I SAY QUICK IN BLOGSPEAK, DON'T COUNT ON IT TO BE QUICK. QUICK JUST MEANS RECKLESS, BUT WHY DID I NOT JUST SAY THAT TO BEGIN WITH?)
WENT TO SEE REC AT CINE EUROPA. SCARED SHITLESS, OMG. I WAS HOLDING ON TO MY WATER BOTTLE LIKE A NON-EXISTENT DICK THAT IS ABOUT TO GET CUT OFF BY A MAD MAN FLAILING WITH AN AXE ON HIS HAND. AND IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I SHUT MY EYES WHILE WATCHING JUST BECAUSE I WAS TOO SCARED. YOU BIG WUSS. LOOK BEHIND YOU. 
HAD TO SHOP FOR A DRESS SHIRT. FUCK, THAT WAS HARD. SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES IS SO HARD FOR ME BECAUSE IT INCLUDES FITTING ROOMS AND LOOKING AT YOUR NAKED SELF IN THE MIRROR. YOU CAN'T GET IT RIGHT JUST BY LOOKING, NOT LIKE WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AN ALARM CLOCK OR A HAIR CLIP AND YOU CAN JUST TELL, OH THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH. NO, THAT'S NOT THE CASE WITH CLOTHES. YOU HAVE TO WEAR THEM FIRST, AND MAKE SEVERAL TRIPS TO THE DRESSING ROOM WHICH IS EXHAUSTING. AND I HAVE ISSUES, OK!!!! IF ONLY MY CAPSLOCK CAN GET LOUDER TO GET THAT POINT ACROSS!!! ISSUESSSS!!!! SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
WENT TO A JAPANESE RESTAURANT WHICH I USED TO GO TO WHEN I WORKED IN AN OFFICE NEARBY. PROGRESS, I COULD SEE IT. THEY NOW USE METAL CHAIRS. I USED TO BE ANNOYED BY THE WOODEN ONES THEY PROVIDED BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT BALANCED ON THE FLOOR. THEY WOBBLE AND SHIT. GUESS THEY WANTED THE CHOPSTICK FEEL TO THEIR FURNITURE, DA NE? FRAGILE LITTLE FUCKERS.
WE RAN OUT OF PLAIN RICE AT HOME. THEN MY STEPMOM SAID, WHY DON'T YOU COOK THE BASMATI RICE YOU BROUGHT HOME FROM SINGAPORE? OH RIGHT, THAT ONE. I NEEDED TO SOAK THEM IN WATER FOR 30 MINUTES. THEY ABSORB FLUID LIKE A WHORE WITH A VACUUM CLEANER, I TELLS YA. AND THE GRAINS ARE REALLY LONG. IF YOU TRY TO CLUMP THEM TOGETHER INTO BALLS, IT'D LOOK LIKE THE FRENCH FRY KIDS FROM MCDONALD'S, ONLY WHITE. OR THOSE KOOSH BALLS YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD TO OWN WHEN YOU WERE AGED 12 TO BE "IN", STUPID TOYS. THEY'RE USELESS, AREN'T THEY?
THAT'S IT. I THINK I'LL BE A MASOCHIST AND WATCH REC AGAIN TOMORROW NIGHT. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE REC 2 SOON. I READ ON IMDB THAT IT WILL BE RELEASED ON OCTOBER. SO SOON.