Dichun mai sabai dee. :(
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I kind of hate my internet life.
right, right, right, ive abandoned you for a couple of days, my blog. im sorry but your mama blogger (what the heck) has been preoccupied lately. so many internet distractions, geez. in a matter of a year, ive taken in a lot from the internet, like it's not even funny anymore. is there a way to "deinternetize" my mind? ha, i thought of breaking my habit of cursing, but i never thought it would get worse as acronyms such as LOL, OMG and IAWTCSFM have infiltrated my vocabulary. eeeeek im not talking human anymore!! (well at least only in forums and blogs, thank goodness)
not only that, but i think i know more about what's happening with britney spear's career (aka womaniza womaniza womaniza womaniza, and so on) than let's say, my best friend's time at cooking school. geez i know britney's song was available on itunes last october 7 but i don't know when my friend enrolled at that school? dude, that's just messed up. i also stare at pictures of joe jonas' bulge underneath his tight pants longer than i should stare at (or read, yes you read these things!) newspapers. and whenever i see couples, i imagine them without clothes on, just getting it on. damn you, NSFW!!! im freakin serious, there's major humping action in my head when i only see them holding hands or sitting next to each other in real life. im not even the perverted kind, you know. what has been seen cannot be unseen! there's also this some sort of internet bravado in me to scream (or just actually TYPE IN UPPERCASE LETTERS) FAIL! to a person who just made a mistake on the web. like, it's an obligation to correct someone by being sarcastic and rude.
also, in a matter of a year, i see myself adding more and more stuff into this cesspool of an internet we now have. i own a lot of blogs now when it's not necessary for me to do so. why can't i quit you, internetz? and why do i add a letter z at the end of that word to make me look internet-cool? the www is getting bigger and bigger, like there are a lot of predators (in the biological sense, not the kind chris hansen embarasses on national tv) out there but the world wide food web becomes more complicated and entangled. it's an imbalance we can't balance (yay redundance)! you die in real life, but more likely your internet presence lives on (and is remembered if you're so epic).
i kind of hate my internet life. i used to go to a couple of websites to provide my web fix for the day. now it's like, dude where's my car? but ive become sharper in a way, in a totally different way than i have imagined. i guess it's because the internet has magnified real life by way of virtual ganja. and i dont know what im really trying to say. im still waiting for the day that the internet breaks in half. who knows, this world wide web earthquake can set us back to the past, when the internet was unheard of. maybe then it would not give us a warrant any more to shout FAIL! like a douche.
