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Inday TXT quotes
Wow. I've been receiving a lot of text messages about the profoundness of Inday. Nakakatawa kasi minsan, magpapalusot na nga lang, in an academic way pa talaga. I found a collection of these quotes from PEx.
* You know what, this kind of person reminds me of Brosia from Pugad Baboy. Y/N?
"Nurture others with positive truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn't cost anything to do so. But mean what you say, and say what you mean. Do it everyday. This is one of the most obvious qualities of the most beloved people. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words."
- sagot ni inday sa amo nya na di xa pinautang at minura-mura pa!
"Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rain and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market"
- sagot ni inday samin kung bakit walang KangKong sa nilutong sinigang
AMO: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sira na silya?
INDAY: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pretax discounting rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This is in accordance with PAS 18 on Revenue, PAS 16 on PPE and PAS 36 on Impairment of Assets.
I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!
Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.
The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.
Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
"It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"
- Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.
Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!
- si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.
Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
- sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
"To forrestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied."
- reply ni Inday nang i-text ni dodong kung pwede sya maging txtmate.
I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber. though the downpour of rain should've made it easy, this exuberent emotional glue i have for you cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what i feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance.
- INDAY, nag eemote sa may bintana habang iniisip si dodong, ang bf nia.
"potatoes, wen consumed n der raw state, r rapidly converted 2 glucose dat raises insulin leve;s bcoz of its simple sugar...wen cooked in high temperature lyk french fries, dey produce large amoun of free radicals n d body causing aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer, w8 gai... 1 french fry is worse dan 1 cigarette
- inday (sagot nya sa amo nung tanungin xa kung bakit di sya nagluto ng french fries)
nuritionist din pala si inday
" I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptinessmade itself manifests, extending to that niche where i wasgiven life and growth, that because of austerity i was made separated from...."
-INDAY habang ndi makatulog dahil na-ho-homesick
"Heavy fire exerted by the stimulus affected the best conductor of heat which is the steel,causing the Oriza Sativa to change it's state of color,smell as well as the taste."
-sagot ni inday ng tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing.
listening to the nonsense talk about someone's life is a pathetic way of entertainment..it doesn't contribute to the good of society..i hate character assassinators!..
- reklamo ni inday nang natsismis siya ng kapitbahay
you'll never know wat u have til it's gone... And once u lose it, u can never get it back.
-si Inday na isnatchan sa quiapo
"By the manner of scrutinizing the frail aerodynamics design of this supposed heavier than air glider stringed toy, I suggest that you should come up in a symmetrical airfoil, that will produced a great amount of lift. In accordance with the standard of the NACA ( National Advisory Committe for Aeronautics)."
- paliwanag ni Inday kung bakit ayaw lumipad ng saranggola ni Junior.
Amo: Inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda...Ay o nga pala, inglesera ka na ngaun, would you please buy many fishes for this week's meals?
Inday: Judging by your statement, i believe you meant a variety of fish. The term 'fishes' although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the more pressing questions before i go to the wet market would be: what type of fish? fillet or not? frozen or fresh?
Dear Mom,
Had i not been able to smell the salt, i must have collapsed moments ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of hil shabilly runned academe. Oh, such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never though being a governess can be such strenuous employ!
Your daughter,
Inday
Dear Inday,
Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital ang nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong pagkabasa ng pesteng sulat mo!
--TATAY
Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce..
Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil ..
Lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zests..
---mga baon ni junjun sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday.
Amo1: Inday ano gamit mo sa katawan ang kinis mo kasi eh?
Amo2: Siguro gumagami ka ng papaya...
Amo1: Baka nman kalamansi?
Inday: NO! Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours??
Sa bahay, habang nagpaplantsa ng damit si Inday, dumating ang Amo...
AMO: Lintek na boss yan! Kulang-kulang ang sweldo ko! Hindi lang ako makapagsalita kasi takot ako!
INDAY: (Kunwari'y hindi narinig ni Inday) Ser! Gusto niyo na po ba kumain?!
AMO: ....Oo! P**a
INDAY: ......Hayz... All I can say is, people who do all the hard work should be given what is due to them. It is against everything that I've been taught; to partake in a resource and not reciprocate in a fair and honest manner.
If you take more than what is necessary, it is called greed. My law of averages dictates that sooner or later, gains harvested, with this conduct, will be lost in an exponentially equivalent amount."
So, with regards to your problem, rest assured that God has a better plan for you. For the meantime, I want to know what delicacy would you want to savor for the night.
EDERLYN: ikaw ba ang Inday na sinasabi nila?At sino ka para itulad sa akin ang iyong kasikatan ngayong ako'y nananahimik na?Wala kang karapatan para pantayan ako! Hayop Ka!
INDAY: My apologies, but the fact is, your glory days are over my friend. I find somewhat ridiculous, your persistence on persuading people to come to your party that never existed is beginning to get into my nerves!Damn you Ederlyn! No one undermines Inday's intellect! *evil laugh*
-Nag-aaway na sina Ederlyn at Inday
/edit: I have found other sites with Inday quotes.
