HAAAWWWWAAAAAT??! Great way to start the day... with some LOLFEST.
Since when did writing emails become a "meter" of intelligence??!
IT WAS DECLARED YESTERDAY! F*CKIN NEWS TO ME!

Holy shit! Paging Teri Thatcher! You don't need to ask for your doctor's credentials if you doubt his ~skillzz~. Just ask him to email somebody and if that somebody replies, your doctor is a genious. Bloody brilliant! People should tap into business process outsourcing for that shit! Email support service, set something like that in the Philippines! Employment for the unemployed! Don't just do it as a hobby! Get paid to tell people they are geniouses! As a client, it will be like your regular dose of affirmation, those damn emails. If you don't receive one all of a sudden, sucks to be you! MAJOR DOWNGRADE! You're less of a person now!

Inorite? God, I can't search on Google if I have a brain or not. I have to ask somebody on the Intarnets to find out for myself. Serious business, I tell you.