Rice, Rain, Rape, Razor, Reloaded

one time i went home with sisig because i was planning to eat dinner at home only to find out that there was no more rice in the rice cooker for me. fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu and my family didn't clean up so i had to clean the kitchen. at past 12 in the morning. double fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. so i cooked rice again and while waiting, i scrubbed the plates in the sink and wiped the dining table clean. and i also got my clothes from the clothesline. ME HONGRY!!

then the other day, rather, night, i went home with my shoes soaking wet. it rained so hard it was ridiculous. did god just wake up in the middle of his sleep and thought, 'you know, i havent sneezed in a while. i might as well do that right about now.'? because you know how god sneezes. it's just all over the place.

i bought 6 socks altogether this week. why!!! but they are so colorful, i could not resist. then when i was folding my clothes last night, i just realized how much socks ive accumulated in my closet. MANY. SOCKS. some are ruined though, stretched around the ankles. not that i have cankles--- wait i think i do. or it's just  god-i-hate-myself-because-im-fat me thinking. but yea, the garters are stretched so much because my feet rape them in my shoes. [their deeds are a secret. i actually shouldnt be telling you!]

i cut my hair. well, basically i just trimmed my bangs. didnt want to go to the salon to have it trimmed and pay a crapload of money. my fringe looks like it was patterned after a bowl cut, lol, but that's alright. it will grow back and annoy the heck out of my eyes again. i really want to grow my hair now so i can have a drastic haircut afterwards. it's a vicious cycle involving shampoo, hair ties and scissors. bits of hair from a haircut hurt like a mofo, you'd think they are shards of glass cutting your eyeballs. 

that gif [that i bet freaked you out unless you're into eye torture] is a famous scene from a french film called un chien andalou or andalusian dog when translated in english. i want to see it. heee im so excited for transformers 2, true blood season 2, and ironman 2 (next year). why are these second servings so delectable to me?

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