Sabrina the chin-age witch

back!!!

been to a funeral recently. it was odd for me because i've never been to a chinese funeral before. i could understand the food offering, but the paper house, paper tv (sony bravia, mind you) and paper car? my father said it's probably to wish the dead a prosperous afterlife or whatever. i also saw someone familiar during the funeral. thank god, she's still a stuckup bitch because i don't even want to talk her even after all these years anyway. it's funny that i used this lol~anger for fun and went on a snarky tirade the day after on facebook even if she's not in my contact list (omg never!). calling her face a ladle and making references to the kitchen, to cooking and dishwashing was funny, at least to me. my relatives noticed my status messages and they were laughing WITH me. giiiiiirl, if you die all of a sudden, i will laugh. NO REGRETS. seriously. your witch chin wouldn't even decompose when you get buried six feet under. or if your family decides to have you cremated, your chin would be left behind in the ashes. that's how fucking indestructible your strong chin is. biodegradation, bitch, do you understand it? my dream epitaph for you would be "poster child of kitchenware". LADLE!!!!!!

vegetarian sandwich from oliver's super sandwich! never had green apples in my sandwich before. too bad i can't find a picture of it online. i think there's not even a website for the philippine franchise. why!! anyway this just reminds me of my favorite sandwich stand in my university which was removed already because of major landscaping blah blah which i thought wasn't even necessary. i miss food for thought and their mustard mayo which i overdosed on. so good. and cheaper than subway. and thank god it's not served with a ladle like some nasty bitch i know!

i love this gif. my online friend shared it on twitter!

hehe and i wonder who sang this part in big bang's lollipop (featuring 2ne1). sorry i'm just not into big bang:

his voice is deep and warm i like it. he sang the first male verse.

tags: chinese  funeral  chin  bitch  vegetarian  sandwich  cat  lollipop  big  bang  2ne1  

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